Did you see my last post?
So how come you didn’t like it?
Were you not entertained?
I thought it was a lovely photo of my dog sat in front of the fireplace doing nothing!
What about my post illustrating what I had for tea last night?
You didn’t like that either!
Okay, so it wasn’t the best of photos, but it clearly represented the home made spaghetti bolognese!
Why weren’t you impressed?
I’ve liked your posts in the past! Why don’t you reciprocate?
Please like my posts!
I’m waiting and still nothing!
What’s wrong with you?
I’ve posted yet another gorgeous selfie, set against a non-descript background.
Why hasn’t anyone liked it yet? Why haven’t you?
Hey, where have you gone?
You’ve unfriended me? No!!!!!!!!