They’re just legs!
Two pairs of them in fact.
Why is this relevant?
A pointless story to distract.
I just don’t get it.
What is the point you’re making?
Irrelevant front page news,
Hardly worthy of a story breaking.
It reeks of sexist discrimination,
Nothing relevant or worthy,
Used to sell shite to the nation.
A pointless effort.
Damaging to women everywhere,
Simply wanting to sell and earn,
Ignoring sisters, you don’t bloody care!